Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future →
Looks like Dr. Who is alive and well in Geneva.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
Rather too much tweed? There’s your problem.
This is pretty awesome. I’m glad the future holds Kit Kats for everyone.
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Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie...tweed for his age, would not reveal his...
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Well, I’m all for the “Kit-Kats for everyone” portion of the future. I’m all for the sharing of Kit-Kats. Especially...
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I was so excited about this until I noticed it was published on april fools day. :P
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“The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to...
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This is pretty awesome. I’m glad the future holds Kit Kats for everyone.
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kit kats for everyoneeeeeeeeeeee
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Um, how did I miss this???? laphamsquarterly:
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‘It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.’ i love this hahahaha
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hahahahahhaa yes
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