A delightful review, no I wouldn’t say review, a “report of viewing” of Captain America: The First Avenger by Anthony Sacramone. Here’s a sample, but read the whole thing yourself:
I was given the option of viewing either the 3-D version or the 2-D version.
“How much do I save if I lose a D,” I asked the ticket-monger, with all the insouciance of a certified public accountant. Turns out it was a good five bucks. I sensed a trend. “You wouldn’t happen to offer a 1-D version, wouldja?” Turns out the technology had not progressed sufficiently to offer a moving picture in a purely vertical format that wasn’t just a stick figure waved in front of a beam of light.
It kind of continues on in that vein. I snickered a lot.